pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

FLOS DOG

Fat Lop Of Shit with Dilutions Of Grandeur

Have you looked at yourself in the mirror you FLOS DOG

by anonymous February 20, 2021

Chili Dog

A Chili dog is somebody shit on the dick

George told me he had a Chili Dog on Gavin

by Mikewhocheesesmell February 25, 2020

Dog Manley

Your extremely buff, intelligent, good looking dog you should totally buy a mug for. See, your Dog Manley has the finest of class and would rather drink from a hot and fresh urban dictionary mug with his name on it, than a dog bowl you bought from the dollar shop.

Your beautiful Dog Manley: *wags tail*
You: Here's your special mug!

by typebeats March 18, 2021

ware-dog

A dog in someone's back garden that thinks it's a wolf and howls all day and night

That fucking ware-dog is out again trying to raise an army or something

by cocolover July 29, 2015

Burn a dog

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement

"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."

by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014