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monkey

a crazy mutha facko apart of the RP and is a down ass ninja
wow look at monkey he's a crazy mutha facko down ass ninja!
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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Monkey Slut

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.
Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...
by Pseudonym March 24, 2004
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Monkey Wrench

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.
Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.
by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009
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Bush monkey

The name given to a someone who conceals themselves with shrubbery in unfamiliar territory, then grabs and rapes unsuspecting persons walking nearby, i.e. bush whacking
Jaque: "Carlito I'm going to go bush monkey over near Caitlyn's house, wanna come?
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush
by YEETITO January 14, 2016
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bitch monkey

a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes
She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.
by princess traci May 9, 2006
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monkey ball

One of the best game cube games I have ever played
Monkey Ball is one of the best video games I have ever played
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Slut Monkey

to masterbate profusley without concern of of being caught
"do you remember the day out at the zoo,those monkeys havent an ounce of decency"
by zhangdan (lives) November 13, 2003
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