Cat called

Not always but usually a man calling a woman to get a lot of attention from the other sex.

1 : you are cute
2 : are you a cat called person?

by 459395 February 7, 2022

cat cave

Cat cave is a man cave for cats

My girlfriend moved in with her two cats and now my basement is a cat cave!

by Pussy pad. Pussy parlor. October 9, 2013

Shoulder Cat

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.

Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?

by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017

Cat Hoarder

1. A person, who has dedicated their life to accumulating small, domesticated furry felines in a variety of breeds. This person continuously accepts more cats into their dwelling and lets them breed together to create more cats all while keeping them stocked in a closely guarded quarters in their living space.

Pat loved cats so much she renamed herself Tabby.

Tabby was such a Cat Hoarder, that when she thought one was stuck in her recliner, she didn’t even realize that it was not a recliner, but a pile of cats, stuck in cats.

by lifers April 24, 2011

Basement Cat

A noun used to describe a person who is held captive as a sex slave in the basement.

I generally have to feed my basement cat from time to time because they get a little feisty.

by Dark_Wonder May 16, 2023

cat-valanche

To be pounced by multiple (more than two) cats simultaneously; to be E-pounced by more than two thread cat-owning posters.

"When I went over to Mrs. Chamber's house, I wasn't expecting to be cat-valanched by all her pets."

"When I signed up on the cat-lovers message board, I got cat-valanched by all the other posters."

by The Horn'd One April 18, 2009

Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.

"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"

by The King of Quill and Quiboard May 22, 2014