Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher
Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention
Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear
Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"
David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"
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Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts
Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg
Person A; Rock on dude
Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg
Person A; Rock on dude
Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
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A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
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