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by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010
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by Ringsting February 28, 2008
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Get the Slithered Fat Timmies mug.The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
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(Two fat guys then high five each other.)
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
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