The Rules

It's yes now

Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules

by The Darkest One February 24, 2021

rule 78

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

by Noah The G June 23, 2023

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

Hendricks Rule

If you are born a man your body count resets everytime you take a shower

She said I’m not a virgin but it’s Hendricks rule I took a shower 1 hour ago 😂😂😂

by Jayde555 December 29, 2022

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

by Jarv2005 April 7, 2023

Rule 87

If is exists, there’s a FNAF fan game for it.

Person 1: I wish people understood my irrational fear of Spongebob :( There’s no horror games about him :(
Person 2: Well, Rule 87, bro. There’s a FNAF fan game for it.

by chxryz August 21, 2025

rule 34r

a variation of rule 34. if it exists, there is a subreddit for it

person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r

by gasman7 January 21, 2019