cringe sex

Sex that is sufficiently awkward and un-pleasurable. So much so that days, even years later, you get a flashback of that unpleasant night and cringe in horror.

He was so bad in bed, it was definitely cringe sex. I hope it doesn't haunt me forever.

by MadeBear December 2, 2013

sex chicken

to keep escalating level of foreplay (like "bases"), with the final result being sex, until someone (the loser) says stop.

Mookie and Trina played sex chicken last night. Trina lost at third base.

by Da Baddest Bitch 0 June 14, 2010

Zebra Sex

when a black man and a white woman (or a black woman and a white man) bone doggy-style

you see that onyx colored man and that lil snowflake bish- those are my roomates. And last night i fell asleep to the sound of his balls slappin that thang from behind allll night...mmm, yeahh thats right- Zebra Sex.

by Mr. G's Room April 9, 2010

Nasal Sex

sex performed between a gnome and a normal human in which the gnomes penis is too small to fit in any of the regular sexual orafices, so is instead placed in the nose

that gnome gave her nasal sex

by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008

Monkey Sex

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

by Neo2129 June 20, 2003

sex paranoia

When one has become so obsessed with sex that every sound sounds like people having sex. This is usually caused by the suffering indivdual being sex deprived or having not had any sexual activity for an extremly extended period of time.

As Johny walked thru the halls of his dorm he thought he was hearing sex from behind each door. Infact no one, anywhere, on campus was having sex or even watching porn at the moment. Johny simply had not gotten any in over a year and he was now suffering from sex paranoia.

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 22, 2006

Sex Fart

Always gross and embarrassing, a sex fart can be any fart or fart-like noise made during sex of any kind.

1) Joe was a little chubby, and so was Molly his girlfriend. Whenever they had sex the air caught between their sweaty bellies made a sex fart.

2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!

3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.

4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.

by DiaperDave March 26, 2011