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insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
mugGet the insurance pissmug.

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333
by Athiebear October 4, 2020
mugGet the Your pissing me offmug.

Get your piss up

When someone needs to get motivated to achieve the task at hand
Raymone looks defeated today.”

RAYMONE GET YOUR PISS UP SON!”
by MikeHoncho77 May 15, 2025
mugGet the Get your piss upmug.

Pound the Piss out of you

To beat someone senseless or until they piss themself

Commonly used as a Threat or Description

In the same vein as "beat the shit out of You"
Dude 1. "I'm going to rock your shit"

Dude 2. "Oh ya I'm going to pound the piss out of you"
by Jcool8701 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Pound the Piss out of youmug.

piss

Brad: bro did you see how hard Matt was pissing last night? it was hot as fuck
Jeff: i know bro. i was about to join in
by rexxxdrinkspee November 23, 2022
mugGet the pissmug.

Piss Chillin

When you’re vibing so hard that you are in a state of tranquility that one might be in while pissing
I am actually sick, just not with COVID so I am piss chillin at home
by holdzthemayo October 16, 2021
mugGet the Piss Chillinmug.

Piss

Guy 1: what ya drinking tfue
Tfue: just some piss
by Bigboio February 13, 2019
mugGet the Pissmug.

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