exchange my water

When you're thirsty and you have to pee at the same time.

Can we stop into that cafe? It's 100 degrees and we've been walking forever, and I think that iced tea is finally hitting me. I need to exchange my water.

by bambi1234567 November 5, 2009

oh my godric

the wizarding world's equivalent to 'oh my god'

in direct reference to the founder of the Gryffindor house, Godric Gryffindor

oh my godric, hermione look at her butt

by kayaredbird February 12, 2014

my nans a fridge

A term used when your not having a good day.

My nans a fridge yo. I got a an f on my maths test.

by Batty man123 July 4, 2017

Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

Beat my soy

Vegan for beat my meat, or beating one's meat.

- Bro are you gonna go beat your meat?
- No, I'm vegan, I beat my soy.

by pizzapals February 28, 2023

SHINE MY WRIST

Handjob

It seems there's a Korean band that used a similar expression: "light up your wrist", in one of their lyrics referring to the same, but they officially said it was about jewerlly...

"I shine my wrist it go like shashasha...."

by BadKaren February 24, 2021

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022