no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009

Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition

Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.

by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023

Dat Moment

A dat moment is exactly what you think it is. A moment where dat and only dat is acting so dat that it can only be classified as a "dat moment".

Dat say something... *dat says hi*. What a dat moment!

by hoedak September 26, 2021

Beavert Moment

A Beavert Moment is when you are completely unaware of what is going on

Cade: *actively talking about what we're doing tonight
Avert 5 minutes later: What are we going to do tonight?
Tripp: Beavert moment

by ChiefBirdclaw March 12, 2021

Gigi Moment

When the brain begins to malfunctioning causing the individual to act obtuse and abnormally stupid.

Wait you're actually 28?!" "you just had a gigi moment"

by Gigi dumb March 2, 2021

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019

Meg Moment

a situation in which you are treated like the unpopular character Meg from Seth MacFarlane's Family Guy.

Lili: I said, "Wouldn't it be cool if Joseph could come to New York with us" and my mom was like "That would be awesome! Let's take him instead your sister."

Joseph: Haha, what a Meg moment.

by tangerinetangerine December 8, 2013