Swift dick

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

cur-dick

a very,very,very small dick; one of the world's smallest dick that u don't even see it when u take a look at it; also this kind of dick doesn't have balls so people with this kind of dick can't have kids because he can't store sperm

When my husband and I had sex, he pull down his pant and all I saw was a cur-dick because I can't see any.

by shogun101 April 16, 2013

Dick Weeb

A dick weeb is a word you call a friend when they say something dumb or idiotic.

Leighanna:"no I'm smart"
Jillian:"you dick weeb you don't even know 2+2"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

dick dual

Like fencing, except with your penis.

If you touch my girl we're gonna dick dual.

by Chapman The Conquistador June 24, 2014

dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017