Grandma Balls

A pair of incredibly wrinkly, sweaty, hairy, juicy testicles that only dwell on the douches of grandmothers. They are common on fat asian and black grandmas. If you think grandma balls are hot, then your very high or just a fucking freakass.

Holy shit Carter! Those grandma balls were really fucking nasty!

by Logster29 April 25, 2012

Ball Bridge

(1) A field-medicine device developed by an army nurse during Operation Iraqi Freedom to elevate a swollen scrotum above thigh level in order to allow drainage and aeration; (2) army -slang for an idiot,a tool.

(1) That guy's balls are the size of watermelons, better send him to Captain Jen for a ball bridge; (2) Look at that guy trying to make his moves on Captain Jen, what a ball-bridge.

by many grateful soldiers August 14, 2008

ball shock

Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.

Fuck, that is some serious ball shock. (while wading into the ocean)

by teedawg June 18, 2011

Ligma Balls

All you need to know is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

I Have A Desize Called Ligma, LIGMA BALLS HA GOTTEMMMMMMM

by Jack22222222222222222222 March 29, 2022

ball tongue

This is basically just a reply to the first definition:- You don't spell his name 'John Davis', it's 'Jon Davis' and he usually uses Jonathan the most.

All of KoRns albums rock, their first one is pretty dark though (which is a good thing)

by nameless April 7, 2005

butter balling

The act of a male lowering his testicles into the anus of another (male or female).

Steve was butter balling with his girlfriend Thursday night.

Or in conversation..."I can't believe I caught Mike butter balling that ho."

by PattyPoo19 January 11, 2008

panda balls

Metal balls used to massage the palms of your hand and are usually decorated with asian artwork such as pandas.

Avoid banging the panda balls together violently.

Beginners should start with small balls and move gradually into larger sizes.

Clean them with oil.

Hee hee...

by La'Wanda August 2, 2007