number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials

Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.

by Number Monkey May 26, 2006

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Monkey Fingers

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.

"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"

by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009

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Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

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fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.

sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!

by omgsteffie January 4, 2008

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couch monkey

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.

Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.

by mhibma May 6, 2006

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