Sani Moment

when someone does something dumb it is called a sani moment

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing

"guys i think 2+2=5"-bing
"sani moment"-chilling

by hamdi dumty dim sum November 22, 2021

Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when the mind of a perfectly rational black man is overwhelmed by ignorance. Which caused him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad.

If they have their own category, Nigga Moments could be the third leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops and F.E.M.A. It's a fact.

A nigga steps on another nigga's Jordans.

Nigga #1: Nigga, you step on my shoe!

Nigga #2: If you ain't in my way, this would've happened, Nigga!

BAM! A Nigga Moment is born.

by Dr. Robins November 21, 2023

Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Bruh Moment

You are legally allowed to say this when your friend says either:

I hate my life,
Bruh,
Epic,
*them 2 friends fighting*

Bruh moment,

by ChickenSoupen October 19, 2019

moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

interuptmemt moment

That one moment in your life when you keep on trying to say something but every time you try to bring it up, someone at the same time says what they want to say while seemingly interrupting on purpose

Bro I tried to tell you about my Netflix and Chill last night but I had an interuptmemt moment

by ZachoDefinitions July 23, 2016

Roblox Moment

An event that occurs when a game developed on roblox, fucks itself up this usually happens on PvP games when you're killed or hurt by an object that was a few centimetres away from you. This also applies to grabbing items when someone is chasing you with something you'll be killed by an invisible space. And when you're killed in an obby because you jumped too hard

Person: Playing PVP roblox game

Person: Gets killed by a tiny flying object thats just out of reach

Person: What the fuck? Oh, its just the game having a Roblox Moment.

by mynamestartswithak July 13, 2021