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black dad

Something that isn't there.
I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.
by DASsimna January 19, 2017
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Black Jew

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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black hole

a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks
Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
by totallynotarapist69696969 April 9, 2017
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black bagged

When your live in girlfriend or worse, Wife gets into a fury and puts your stuff in bin bags by the door ..Basically trying to kick you out.
Jeez, Arlo messaged another woman on insta saying she looked ''Sexy '' and his missus saw, went apeshit and cleared out all his stuff...Black bagged.

Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.

She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.
by Oakbark October 30, 2020
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black tuna

Black Tuna, not to be confused with the Blackfin Tuna that swims in the vast Atlantic currents, is a term used to describe the raunchiest pussy out there. Usually worn out from constant coitus, the pussy develops a blackish hue and secrets an odor similar to that of a decaying tuna.
Me: Son of a bi*tch! What's that smell!?

Mom: That's your sister's "black tuna." We always knew she was a whore.
by Dong867 November 20, 2013
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Black widowed

When i get gets kicked really hard in the balls on accident or on purpose. Weather by a male or female
Keith:" Hi jessica!"
Jessica:*walking accidently kicks his balls making a joke*
Keith:*falls to the ground in pain*

1 hour later

Keith:" Jessica accidently black widowed me earlier!"
Josh:"I bet that hurt alot."
by Boba Fetts Child August 18, 2021
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Black and mild

A baby pipe tobacoo cigar that mostly black people smoke. You don't see white people smoke them.
Black man: ayo man you want a black and mild from 7 eleven?

White man: naw just buy me a pack of marlboro reds.

Black man: black and milds are what's up.
by Campkid195 June 18, 2009
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