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Fat Ugly Bitches

These animals have way to high standards, and ruin lives of many handsome individuals. They are sassy lazy and then complain about their figure and don't want to do anything about it.
Fat Ugly Bitches: I want a man over 6 feet with bulky muscles and a big dick.

Handsome 6ft Man: I don't date fat bitches!

Crowd: ROASTED!!!!!!!
by EatHerAss1445 March 8, 2019
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Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.
She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's
by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009
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fat bitch logic

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.
Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
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fat kid jude

his face is like those jumbo sized marshmallows when u hit him ur fist just fly's off his giant stomach jk lol he's the kid who always hurst ur feelings he hits me too he slaps me and i need help send help he also want me to commit soup on side so plz send the police now! and he never plays fortnite with me
by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019
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fat dyke bitch

ew did you see that new fat dyke bitch around school?
by Brianna Smith:D July 9, 2021
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fat cat meow

A highly valued output by very senior executives and politicians hugely appreciated their peers.

The higher their pay and the lesser work they do, the louder and more screeching their fat cat meow. It has an infectious effect on nearby cats of the same fur.
The meeting today was so full of fat cat meows it was almost entertaining!
by cre8destiny December 12, 2018
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fat mother fucker

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!
by roobot December 10, 2006
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