two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

Dirty Beer Hole

A dirty beer hole; Cheap Beer Aficionado; Magistrate of Value Beer; Lover of Boxer Lager.

Loosely related to Dirty Pong Hole.

Dirty Beer Hole drank himself under the table, again.

by Dirty Beer Hole June 10, 2011

All Holes Honey

A girl that will let you fuck any hole, mouth pussy or ass

Is she an All Holes Honey?

Yeah, she'll let you put it wherever you want it.

by Mike Daruke June 23, 2011

three hole par

When you shag a girl in the mouth, the pussy and the arse.

He took his cock from her mouth and placed in in her pussy. After a while she said she was ready and he gave her an anal ride, completing his three hole par

by seaminho, aka simao August 24, 2010

Hole punch roulette

A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up

A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.

by Drnooooooooooooooo March 14, 2010

butt-hole pleasures

what life is not about

Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

Maryland Blow hole

When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole

by DLDLP February 8, 2017