parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

park jisung

a really talented boy, can be cute and also hot at the same time, very cool, a shy boy but also loud when he's with he's dreamies hyungs. handsome of course. a really professional performer. the youngest in he's team, but he can sometimes look like a very good hyung. so attractive.

* me hanging out with my friend *
friend : that guy look fine af
my mind : im only into park jisung

by ydddddn November 22, 2021

OAK PARK

a ghetto ass town in sacramento california, it's a good idea to wear blue there, trust me.

M: you hear gunshots?

W: yuh, we must be in OAK PARK

by tommy wheeler December 23, 2022

parked

“ A parked car is not moving, as in it’s boring, its dull and it’s tedious”

“omg it’s not even lunch yet, this day is so parked.”

by Anouls March 1, 2024

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

urass park

This is the section of school campus in which the Thots take habitation.

Bill : I went to Urass Park
Bob : what did it cost
Bill : everything.

by I am not a cat or. Shark January 28, 2019