brand new bag

Making a major change in one's life for the best, especially applies to people who have made themselves more attractive from ugly qualities.

She has potential to look good, but since that chick has a haircut that looks like she lost a bet, and wears clothes from the 99 cent bin, it can safely be said that she needs a brand new bag.

by Johnny B Camaro December 5, 2005

New Game Systems

Wii- a system that has good games, not good graphics,Cheap
PS3-2x better graphics card than Wii, good sound, top of the line graphics, good games,Expensive
360-Mix of graphics and good games,good price

Any one of the 3 is good, the whole thing about the Wii vs PS3 thing is bull, both have ups and downs.Games have a big part to do with it,Hits and Series are big Ex: PS3 most FF games are big hits while 360 has Halo3, and Wii has Zelda, all are good, i like PS3 Personally but w/e

Dino-I got PS3!!!

Jeff-pfft the thing sucks get the Wii...wheres the tv remote?

Phil-New Game systems are all the same get EM ALL!!!!!

by Mr.Nine November 8, 2006

New Hall Peasant

Anyone who can’t afford to go to Brentwood School or Felsted will likely end up at New Hall. Unfortunately, for these poor boys and girls mommy and daddy can’t buy the clothes that the chavs at Brentwood School own. Although almost living below the poverty line, the New Hall Peasant does have its perks. You cannot be considered a brentwood school girl in brentwood essex and there’s no risk of being a felsted wetty. They have the poshest cunts in the entire country from the richest families in England, yet they have nothing compared to your standard Brentwood School parents. Most people would prefer to be a New Hall Peasant however, after all, it’s the best start in life and they’re better than Felsted at rugby.

“Look at that kid! He’s not wearing any Gucci!”

“Oh for fucks sake, he must be a New Hall Peasant!”

by Onshore Chicken April 29, 2019

new world order

Something people on the internet love to blab about.

Conspiracy Theorist 1: Did you know that all of Congress wants to move towards a New World Order, and kill 20 million people.
Conspiracy Theorist 2: Wow, I guess we'll have to vote for Ron Paul.

by Alex225 February 3, 2008

Russian New Year

The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.

As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.

An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.

Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?

Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."

Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"

by Melancholy Ocelot January 15, 2011

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

New Found Tits

Usually occurring in the tween-teen age, girls who were flat before but now have developed tits will constantly show them off; whether it's push up bra's, revealing shirts, or social media photos, they're always out (the tits).

Taylor: Omg have you seen Rebecca?
Regina: Yes why?
Taylor: She has huge boobs I thought she was flat?
Regina: I know right, talk about New Found Tits

by tommy sweeney May 26, 2014