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Dick Spaghetti

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.
Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?
by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018
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Dick Hatch

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!
by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021
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led dick

Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick
"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*

"HEY NICE LED DICK"
by Roxy Blue November 25, 2020
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Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.
Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012
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cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.
My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.
by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014
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Dick Erase

When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on
Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!
by Geri Seinfeld May 27, 2018
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Jingle Dick

by Hipster_boy January 5, 2015
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