D her P

to dick her pussy

I don't care how old she is, I'd D her P

by digits April 15, 2004

getting some D

"getting some D" is a nicer less crude way to say "im going to get fucked tonight!"

"Damn,girl, since he left me, I've been bored. I should be getting some D."

by Anniebabyy July 25, 2009

i want the d

the wanting of the penis.

I WANT THE D

slut.

by majesticness25 February 8, 2014

S on D Theorem

The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.

Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.

Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.

You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!

The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!

Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?

by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011

w/s/d

Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick

"OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."

"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."

by Robert F. December 9, 2008

2-D period

When a period is light enough that it only produces a very liquified waste; the viscosity of a 2-D period is extremely thin

Boy: "Hey how's your period?"
Girl: "Light enough that we can have sex, it's only a 2-D period"

by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015

Paul D Chapin

THE IT guy. If you want it done right this is the guy to hire.

Are you still hiring for the System Administration position?

No, we already have a Paul D Chapin.

by _Dusty_ April 30, 2022