Beer Bitch

a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. Although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately associated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide sexual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.

Tom was not looking forward to being a beer bitch at Oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for BG all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.

by Big_Greasy October 13, 2010

sup bitches

what you say to get hoes! I'll be cruising in my 68 impala wit my hydros goin bleep bleep... Dammmmmn I'll be like sup bitches!

Yo wassssup bitches!!

by Sup bitches April 24, 2004

Son of a Bitch

1. A word phrase used to describe a male humaniod whom is a product of an act of beastification, the father being a sick-minded human being and the mother is a female dog who is a victim of rape.

Jay: What kind of Son of a Bitch sits down on the shitter and pisses out his own ass?
Gordy Pig-Fucker: Hey that sounds a lot like George W.B.

by Tradesman88 October 25, 2007

thanks bitch

When someone else does a favor for you and you wanted them to know that they just got owned. Can be also used when someone does something for you and you simply must feel superior to them. Popularized by Nicole Richie on a commericial when she simply replyed "thanks bitch" when Jessica Alba tore up all those paparazzi.

"Can you please return this to her really quick...thanks bitch."

Joe - " You forgot your cell in my car fool"
Blow - "Thanks bitch"

by ferio252 June 11, 2006

A bitch and a half

A woman who is incredibly annoying, supremely critical, is never satisfied, and extremely demanding -- so much so as to account for one bitch plus half.

My ex-wife is a bitch and a half.

by The Chuckster January 11, 2006

shoe bitch

male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.

Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

chicken bitch

1) See punk. Someone whose a chicken but also a bitch obviously. Put together, it means an afraid person who still talks lots of shit.

2) Something really funny to call someone.

- Come here you little chicken bitch, say one more thing and I'll rip your nipples off!

- Yo momma is a chicken bitch

by Battlegroundz July 3, 2006