King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021

King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

by Queenofemall April 27, 2015

King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

sofa king awesome

It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed

Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)

by galearic November 19, 2020

King Titty Whompus

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

by DustNugget December 9, 2011

Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020