penis chocking

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

by Impish July 30, 2012

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.

Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!

by jay asf February 8, 2021

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Penis Strudel

A moist warm snack that helps you sleep

Omg!! Catrina just had 2 Penis strudels!! She's finna die!!

by Mvertybit July 20, 2020

PENIS DRAGON

A person who is really angry and mean due to an inflamed crotch region...

Brittin yelled at me today like a total penis dragon so I could tell his crotch was inflamed

by Ceebs Deebs May 8, 2018

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022