closet monkey

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

monkey stomp

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

Flying monkey

One person hangs from the ceiling while dressed as a monkey while another person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey a banana”.

Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

by Super shrimper May 14, 2018

monkey fingers

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers

Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?

by Pembrokian Monkeystomper February 8, 2010

butt monkey

A secret clan of monkeys favoring the ass and all phornications of it.

My freind Nick Lehr was being such a butt monkey this morning.

by A FREIND February 7, 2003

monkey brains

Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.

Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

sexy monkey

A very attractive monkey.

Reference: Enma, the third hokage's summoning from the anime NARUTO.

Enma is a sexy monkey.

Timothy is a sexy monkey.

by HaleyK January 4, 2008