Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022

Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine

“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”

by DoctorMorbius,Michaelthethird June 2, 2022

spaghettio milk

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

can i have some spaghettio milk?

by yourmommegagay June 14, 2020

retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021

Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

Milk Stick

A penis

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.

by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022