clam cunt

when a fat girl's vagina seems to go up to her belly button because her fat folds

damn that girl has a fat clam cunt

by its me matt September 29, 2005

Terrible Cunt

A cunt, but a real superhumanly massive vagina. The sort of person that would that would sleep with your gran, then make you smell his fingers.

(Prounounced best using a proper English accent.)

I say Simon, you are a terrible cunt.

OR....

Simon Cowell

by Marc885 September 30, 2008

carrot cunt

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

green for cunt

1. a phrase which means to "just do it" like the Nike phrase

2. when you are driving with your boys and see a hot girl, you all yell out the car at her the phrase "Green For Cunt"

person 1: hey man pass me the remote
person 2: nah man it's right there. you get it
person 1: ah fuck dude green for cunt!
person 2: oh ok fine. here's your fucking remote

you are riding along with your boys and you see a pretty girl walking around on the sidewalk or in the car next to yours, you would yell "Green for Cunt" and then speed away

by christopher Troy June 11, 2008

cunt pajama

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

by God December 7, 2004

Nun-Cunt

A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.

"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."

by The bearded sex addict January 20, 2009

Cunt-a-roony

Describes a person who is a cunt, but much more cunty than a regular cunt. An A-Grade cunt, who deserves a swift cuntpunching.

Man, she was a grade A CUNT-A-ROONY.

by Angry Anonymous Girl July 8, 2010