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Horrible Life Decisions

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.
Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

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Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

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Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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Thug life CJ

Cody junior aka C TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN J, thug life Cj, Cj raisin, Cj lemon, christopher Joseph. He loves his gta and Pepsi.
guy 1: yooo I found a Pepsi.

Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?

Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.

Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
by Big_wong21 February 3, 2021
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Fortnite is my life

Kid: FORTNITE IS MY LIFE
Person: Does your mum know your here?
by Jakenator November 5, 2021
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Move on with your life

A) What people who lost an intellectual argument sometimes have trouble doing

B) accepting the hard reality that you can sometimes be proven wrong in an intellectual argument and not panicking about it
A snowflake intellectual will have trouble understanding the essence of move on with your life in both situations a) and b) above
by Sexydimma March 29, 2021
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Quarter-Life Crisis

Similar to the mid-life crisis, but happens around the early twenties. This particularly affects college students who just got a whole heaping helping of reality thrust upon them. Signs of a quarter life crisis may include: Constant tears, staring into an abyss of emptiness trying to figure out your life, incessant muttering, an unwilling impulse to curl up in the fetal position, and that crazy pot head in high school just became a parent and you can't stop thinking you will be next.
1. --What's the matter with Shannon?

--Her parents are making her pay for college.

--OOoooohhhh. That's why she's in the fetal position muttering money.

2. --Where's Jeremy?

--His girlfriend got pregnant so he's taking care of her.

--Jeremy?!? The guy who did twenty shots before the final?

--Yeah. Makes you wish you were back in middle school.

--Come off your Quarter-life crisis. middle school sucked.
by Coffee Addict September 6, 2013
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Half life 2

A game so revolutionary they forgot to make a sequel
Person 1:hey wait ever happened to half life 3
Person 2:idk man I think they forgot
Person:but half life 2 was so good
Person 2:yes,yes it was
by A talking bucket June 6, 2021
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no game no life s2

never existed and will never exist
weeb: when will no game no life s2 will come out
life: never
by piKa4u22 February 2, 2019
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