Meme Page Blues

When you become depressed because you run a meme page

Person 1: hey my guy, what's wrong

Person 2: I just have the meme page blues

by Creepy_JDC September 4, 2017

Blue Tips

Old women who travel with tour groups. So noted because of their hair color.

Yeah, I've got a load of Blue Tips coming in from Clearwater tomorrow.

by toniwithaneye October 10, 2006

Blue Candy

"Blue Candy" is a term used to describe the kind of autistic person who, when given a choice, picks the most obnoxious and childish option available, just to be different. It doesn't matter how well-loved the classics are; someone who is "blue candy" will purposefully pick the most obscure or unpopular things to be their favorites. For instance, the blue candy subject will favor sour blue raspberry candy simply because everyone else in the world loves chocolate. These people think they look special and quirky, but really they turn themselves into social outcasts. Blue candy people are easily identifiable by their pet reptile, dyed hair, left-handedness, and a desire to try the most disgusting thing on the menu, just cause.

No offense, but your boyfriend is so blue candy. He told me his favorite song on the album was the instrumental one. Wtf?

Sydney could not leave the county fair before trying the deep-fried butter. What a blue candy freak.

My sister is blue candy. We went to a chocolate factory and she bought blue Warheads Super Sour Candy Spray.

Antonym:

I'm not like you, I'm red candy. I like pop music and I'm not afraid to admit it, because everyone likes pop music.

by bloocandie October 28, 2019

blue cherry

The act of sucking a mans testicles until the point they turn a shade of purple. The first time it happens to a man, it's called Popped a Blue Cherry

"I heard you got popped a blue cherry last night"
"Yeah, it hasn't changed back yet"

by StrawberryDemon August 31, 2014

Blue Rofl

Saying rofl on IM or text when you're actually quite sad.

John says: I've been sleeping with your fiancé for a while, I hope this doesn't stop you from wanting me to be the best man at your wedding.

Phil says: I fort u wuz shaggin her! rofl

John says: Why are you laughing?

Phil says: I'm not, it wuz a Blue Rofl.

by Waffleman1212 July 5, 2010

Dubstep Blue Balls

A phenomenon that occurs when listening to a sweet dubstep song, and for one reason or another the song is cut off right before the breakdown, as the bass is about to drop.

Everyone at the party got dubstep blue balls because the neighbors shut off the power.

by frettymercury May 14, 2011

blue collar

a blue collar guy is someone who does work on the side of his usual job for a little extra cash.

"Jeremy's dad works for the Teamsters Union, but sometimes on the side he pours concrete cause he is good at it.. and he makes like $1,000 a job.. Now thats a blue collar guy!"

by jeremy1221 February 16, 2008