Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Adv. Beans

Around 22 bored students sitting in a zoom call chatting about beans

I love being in Adv. beans

by Mr. Bean Man October 1, 2020

Jeans beans

Jeans beans

When you have a high fibre diet and shit your keks

“All of that Heinz has given me the jeans beans”

by Jeans beans February 5, 2021

nigge bean

the nigge bean is a vary rare type of black bean.

yo you got the "nigge bean"

by goobsgobsgamer123 September 28, 2020

bean crisp

A different word for wotsits

Mum have you got any pombears or bean crisp

by MBARR August 4, 2021