Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

by Snailutopia September 1, 2017

Golden Rule

I'm not doing your golden rule you piece of shit and I'm not letting waste 10 years of my life.

Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.

Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.

by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022

Pederasty Rule

Ucity Philly housing and schools. A way of control of men and war tactics in sex,social media, departments, Hollywood, religion, society, market, Co intelligences, corporate injustice in housing, landlords, teachers, business, bosses,jobs,media,Hollywood stars doing business, war ,etc

Skip that neighborhood under pederasty rule.

Watch kid at that day care is pederasty rule

You your husband is being setup by Hollywood pederasty rule

That housing Giving blankets parties turn out men pederasty rule

by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

rule 2000

If it exits there's a blog of it.

"I'l make Rule 2000 of My Little Pony !"

by YouAreBan December 27, 2016