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Widget Game

This is a game that can only be played by individuals who consume Guinness (or similar pub draughts, such as Murphy's) from a can. Only those who are aware of what the "widget" inside the can is are able to take part in the Widget game.

After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.

This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.

If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.

Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
Instigator: Widget Game?
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
by dcooper5 April 18, 2010
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hand game

great at fingering and pleasuring a someone with their hands
Oh my god last night was amazing, he had such great hand game.
by 11minutesaway March 23, 2020
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titty game

During sex when you use your Tits to play a game
by Aldo's January 14, 2017
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fantastic game

When chatting with a girl at a bar or a party, attempting to say the word "fantastic" as many times as possible in normal conversation before she notices.

Alternatively, a variation of this game involves going up to a girl, staring at her chest, and saying "fantastic fantastic fantastic..." as many times as possible before getting punched in the face.
"Did you see Ace play the fantastic game with that chick at Roscoe's last night? He must've dropped at least 20 fantastics before she walked away."

"FANTASTIC FANTASTIC FANTA --- BAM!"
by Destroyer of Mortals April 13, 2009
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Crying Game

Tucking your penis between your legs and having your girlfriend blow you from behind
You wouldn't believe it, I gave her a crying game last night. She love it.
by Meads8 July 17, 2014
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Block game

The act of circling the street blocks in a city in the search of a parking spot.
When driving around in a city, you intend on finding a parking spot on the street (usual a metered spot) close to your destination. So you first circle around the block that the destination is located. If none is found, you advance to the next block and circle around it. This is repeated till your successful in finding a parking spot. In reality, this is not a game, it's frustrating.
Bob "Sorry I am late boss"
Boss "Why are you late"
Bob "Cause I couldn't find a parking spot and had to play the block game till I found one."
by eqrunner April 5, 2009
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The Crying Game

When you go on a management retreat and your CEO breaks down crying like a little girl because when he was a young man, his blue-collar parents wouldn't let him spend their hard-earned cash to major in music and be an opera singer.
"Can you believe the crying game we just had to sit through?"

or

"I wonder if this is going to be another episode of "the crying game" because his parents don't love him."
by TomT July 16, 2008
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