NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know

Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day

by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021

National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

Happy national kiko day

When your friend kiko turns older and he’s the best friend you can always count on

Hey have you heard it’s happy national Kiko day!!

by Kiko is too cool April 16, 2020

National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29

Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

National heartbreak anniversary day

May 13 the day to get in your feelings wit your friends or try to get back wit you ex

Friend 1: guess what day it is

Friend2: May 13
Friend 1: yup but also national heartbreak anniversary day
Friend 2:bet Let’s get in our feeling

by Blah.spamss April 27, 2021

National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.

Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.

by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019

National Ugly Bsf Day

National Ugly best friend day is on May 11, on this day you spam your Bsf with ugly pictures of them.

Happy National Ugly Bsf Day Jenny!

by no name exe YT May 11, 2021