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23. August is national kiss your guy best friend day

No matter if he is talen or not you have to kiss him once
Hey, it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess
by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019
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National kiss/hug your snapchat bestfriends list day

national kiss/hug your bestfriends list on snapchat list day! lasts from november 1st through november 7th
him: muAaHhH
her: why did u kiss me
him: it’s National kiss/hug your snapchat bestfriends list day
by ronaldmcdonald69 November 1, 2019
mugGet the National kiss/hug your snapchat bestfriends list daymug.

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

Save it for the sensis
Hey Andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry
by BL2Z3 June 7, 2019
mugGet the andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them crymug.

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........
by NMguy January 22, 2012
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my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung
by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021
mugGet the my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.mug.

kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you
by badsqad September 11, 2020
mugGet the kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck youmug.

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