Dick Turtle

Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.

Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday

My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.

by Oldnelly June 14, 2018

dick locker

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

by Nobodybutme May 14, 2015

Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012

dick moss

A poorly maintained manscape

You Silman I can see your dick moss through your gym shorts

by ain't that the truth December 20, 2015

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Motor Dicking

When you give a blowjob as if you were motor boating

That dude was Motor Dicking me the other night.

by JuLing May 15, 2015

Dick tingles

The time after a precarious sexual situation, where the female might have questionable values. These feelings you get with every sensation from your member makes you concerned for it's well-being. Most commonly occurs after coitus without protection.

"Dude, I hooked up with that chick and didn't use a rubber. Now I have the dick tingles!"

by Voodoo Nasty December 7, 2018