sex board

A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

by ResidentDR November 9, 2013

sex ninja

Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.

"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"

by THE sex ninja January 5, 2013

Sex On A Cloud

is a way to describe something utterly amazing, cool, and something that rarely happens/something that is once in a life time.

"yo that roller coaster was sick"
-"yeah it's like sex on a cloud"

by Stokley Jones August 1, 2012

sex lights

red or purple lights

"what's those red lights above your bed?"
"oh they are my sex lights. "

by lethergo January 26, 2017

dinosaur sex

Having sex so loud that it sounds like dinosaurs screeching while giving birth.

"Did you hear Mitch having dinosaur sex in the room next door? I couldn't sleep all night!"

by mmdestroyer May 8, 2018

Laugh Sex

Laugh sex is a fun sexual act (used mostly as foreplay) performed for female satisfaction. The woman must first straddle her partner placing her vagina on her partner’s lower abdomen. In order for laugh sex to work, the woman must humor her partner to the point where he/she cannot help but burst out into laughter. The abdominal vibrations caused by the powerful laughter press up against the woman’s vaginal region therefore giving her immense pleasure.

Jeff noticed that Darla popped in the Borat DVD instead of the usual porn. This must mean she wants laugh sex.

by Phyllis Ointman August 16, 2010

Sex in the Plex

Having any type on sexual intercourse in the Complex at Connecticut College.

Hey Augi! why is Caroline in your bed?... Did you just have Sex in the Plex?

by Arby2013 October 16, 2009