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Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'
Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."
by HLoVE December 27, 2009
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Dirty Tristan

When the dick is too huge for the mouth so you shove it in even further and it reaches the stomach, then you pull it out very hard and the person chokes, then you force them in 2 hardcore rounds of sex where you go all in, sticking it in so far, further than it is supposed to go in, then the other person shoves a banana up his butthole, then he screams in their ass so loud, it shatters the condom, then it goes all wrongy wrongy.
Hey Teddy, nice dirty Tristan last night, geez, i had a headache from that one, by the way, can you rub my breasts?
by fjhusihfe March 18, 2022
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Dirty Wanker

A term for someone who jerks off a lot, but more commonly used by middle-schoolers for humor.
"Hey Bro! Wanna go shoot some hoops?" "Shut the fuck up you Dirty Wanker!"
by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 5, 2015
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Dirty Dog

by M3ga Bea5t November 9, 2020
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Dirty Mannequin

the act of putting shit on a unconscious naked girl's ass so when she wakes up it looks like she shit herself.
hey bob! I went to this party the other night and gave a girl a dirty mannequin. Needless to say her undies will never be clean again!
by twatiana August 23, 2009
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Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!
When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.
by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009
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Dirty Gabby

Woman who claims she’s a squirter but its actually just piss
She told me she was a squirter but when she pissed on my face I knew she had pulled a Dirty Gabby on me
by GamminGreen July 25, 2020
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