Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

penis bakery

its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.

“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”

by noahnecksbiggestfan738 December 15, 2022

Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

Kurt's penis

A very small centimeter defeated. Less than a centi.

That's a very Kurt's penis.

by astr1xz June 18, 2021

penis lips

the lips of a womans pussy

mind if i smell your penis lips

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 10, 2020