A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.
“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”
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My drug addict son has become a pain in the balls ever since he stopped using gateway drugs and starting shooting up on hardcore shit.
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