Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.

I can't wait for badger day!

by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020

Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

Machamp Day

On 22th of December, We shall worship Machamp. The chad Pokémon

Guy 1: Hey! Its machamp day!
Guy 2: Cool!
Guy 1: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.
Guy 2: ALL HAIL MACHAMP.

by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020

oof day

A day in which it is appropriate to have several oof moments

I’m skipping school today because it’s already an oof day

by uwishuweretheblairtomyserena February 11, 2019

314 day

A day where St.Louis area code is getting recognition

Joey: Hey dude, its March 14th do you know what that means?
Arianna: No what does it mean
Joey: its St.Louis area code 314 day
Arianna: OHHHH

by Knotyobae June 10, 2023

Shipping Day

You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.

I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!

by Dogshipper November 1, 2019

Sitting Day

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around

Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!

by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021