sucking on the tit of life

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

droopy nigger tits

big ass drooping black tits. that are gross as shit. and nipples the size of trash can lids.

Dude did you actually motorboat those droopy nigger tits.
OMG!! you could tie those droopy nigger tits around your dick!!!

by Eric Seitz April 21, 2008

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

Pussy Tassle Tits

When a girl has here tits percied and ahe has two chains running to her clit ring

Andrew Davis has Pussy Tassle Tits

by Pico April 9, 2003

Tit to Tummy Rule

This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.

Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:

A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.

by Cursed Irishman May 4, 2009

big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.

Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason

by Manginacus December 18, 2010

put her tits into it

a compliment given to a female after cooking a very good dish. (same as put her foot into it.)

Man did you taste that sweet potato pie. She must have put her tits into it.

by David Young September 3, 2005