Rhodri davies asked zoe curnow wether he could tickle her monkey
she said ' go for it big boy' whilst tickling the monkey for several seconds and unfortunatley he was more aroused than her and came prematurely after 10 seconds
she said ' go for it big boy' whilst tickling the monkey for several seconds and unfortunatley he was more aroused than her and came prematurely after 10 seconds
by sarahburnettlovescock March 12, 2011
Get the Tickling the monkey mug.Akin to the alligator fuckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. Can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there's a chance your cock will pop out and ejaculate on your partner's stomach while you act like a monkey. This way they won't miss the performance.
Alli: Tim did the strangest thing in bed last night.
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
Donna: What?
Alli: He started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he fucked me. He jerked off on me while he did it too.
Donna: What did you do?
Alli: Nothing. I was speechless the rest of the night. I heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy Jeff that he pulled off a 'monkey fuckhouse.'
by jollyjo December 27, 2011
Get the Monkey fuckhouse mug.Monkey Syndrome - The Female Monkey is not as brave as the male when moving from one tree to another. She doesnt let go of one branch until she has already gotten a good grip on another...
Jamie`s cheating bitch of an ex-girlfriend had a classical case of monkey syndrome... He is heartbroken.
by jimmydthemantosee November 6, 2017
Get the monkey syndrome mug.a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.
Person 1-How was your birthday?
Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.
Person 1-Dude that sucks.
Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.
Person 1-Dude that sucks.
by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010
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Get the Monkey Faced mug.A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.
I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.
by 321dwt December 8, 2010
Get the Monkey Wrenched mug.When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.
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