Off Show

The show or shows you watch while your main show is on commercial. Also Known as a Fall Back Program.

Person 1: I HATE commercials! Go to our Off Show

Person 2: OK, but I'll only watch Martha Stewert until TMNT comes back on.

by GirlinGreen May 8, 2009

roached off

Meaning to stand a person up (often to do somthing else or be with someone else) but more informal.

How come you didnt meet Vicky today, you got roached off?

by Tom R December 17, 2005

off by one

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.

Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one

by ZenAtWork May 28, 2010

Stolen' Off

The act where one person hold a conversation and a random person comes in and knocks them the fuck out!!

Girl: So did you see that new movie?
Boy: yeah it was...
Random person: BOOM!

Crowd: Damn he just got Stolen' Off

by xJoshMFSobleTMx February 4, 2010

Bag it off

To forget about something or to insult someone/something.

1. "I really hate this train Michael. I'm going to bag it off" 2. "I hate doing the washing up." "Bag it off."

by Banjo Patterson123 February 20, 2012

Hoe-off

Masculine: (Bro-off) A competition in which two or more hoes or bros go out to a local party or gathering with the intent of collect the phone numbers of as many men or women as possible. The winner has the most phone numbers by the end of the night.

Brittney thinks she's cuter than me. I'll challenge her to a hoe-off

by tomthegladiator June 13, 2015

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015