dog-balls

when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.

guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.

by ---kris--- January 7, 2009

dog up

give someone a dirty or bitchy look (dog someone up)

dog up.... "that girl jus dogged me up!"

by m_e_ July 28, 2008

eat the dog

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.

"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"

by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008

Titty Dog

the act of putting ones cock between two large breasts

P1: Dude did you titty dog her?
P2: Yea bro, her tits were so big they squeezed the cum out of my cock.

by Ralph&Libra April 26, 2010

Susej Dog

Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog

Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy

by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzel November 19, 2018

Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

rez dog

A white girl who comes on the res looking for a free ride. Usually white trash, can't find decent lodgings in the trailor park so tries to free load off of Indians. Fuck that shit. They usually bounce off the res quicker then they bounced on. Well, after everyone has had a ride.

Katlyn Richard is a rez dog.

by Lord Kevin March 11, 2005