Oversized in comparison to the normal member this giant male sexual organ is in demand from both sexes, and is used to please only those who can accomodate it's incredibly massive size. Comes with a pair of balls, which of course are also quite large. Globally these cocks can range from 8 to 13 inches in length and may have at times a 5 inch diameter.
"Wow sweetheart, this porno you got us is great! Would you just look at that guy, he sure has a bigass cock!"
by johnson_report January 23, 2006
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by Em2007 April 2, 2007
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by ratpack July 29, 2008
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by JimbAround January 31, 2004
Get the cock puppet mug.An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
by Pugh April 20, 2005
Get the Alarm cock mug.A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.
Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.
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