two piece

code word for vape

u got a two piece?

by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

zero two

Basically Josh's waifu and not Astral's

Zero Two ain't Astral's waifu but she's Josh's

by TheFirstHourr March 9, 2018

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023