Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

by Maybe . . . December 3, 2013

vannila bean

The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night

"I caught another vannila bean last night!"

by Purplefluffballsofdoom October 28, 2013

Smol Bean

Elise bauman

Elise is such a smol bean

by Negovanman trash August 17, 2019

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Beans

My favorite word

Beans beans beans beans

by Zoya Melnikova April 21, 2021