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The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.
"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."
by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023
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The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.
Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!
by the super penis man March 17, 2024
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The Homney Rule

The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.
Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans
by Cupojo3 himself April 29, 2021
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Rule 35

Similar to Rule 34 in the idea that "If it exists, there is..." Rule 35 means "If it exists, there is a -chan"
"Earth-chan, Black Hole-chan? What are these?"

"Oh, that's just Rule 35 at work"
by MrFeelsGooda May 6, 2019
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Rule 34

Something that everyone hates but is never taken down
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48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.
Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017
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Rule 34

by not1day February 13, 2021
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