suck me up

a term meaning a female/male really hoping a female placing the male's penis or dick into her mouth and sucking or licking his dick.

1. Shut up bitch! Suck me up hoe!
2. A hoe just sucked me up yesterday.

by Chris aka Lil Woodie December 29, 2007

Fuck me pink

To express pure shock at some scandalus information you have just been informed on.

"Did you hear about so and so going down to your place and going off with your man from down the road who's related to my aunty's dog's walker!!"

"well fuck me pink!!"

by Ali McCabe November 22, 2006

he hate me

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name

He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.

by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

besa me culo

Commonly used Spanish insult meaning "Kiss my ass". Use cautiously if you're a gringo. To many Hispanics it means closer to "Kiss my asshole" than "Kiss my ass".

"Besa me culo, pendejo".
Kiss my asshole, stupid.
Kiss my ass, stupid.

by Jim69 February 1, 2007

Crunch-a-tize me

The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.

"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us

by therealCap'nCrunch May 31, 2015

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018