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Milk

The one thing your dad has went to get at the gas station 15 years ago and is still picking the best brand
You: Mom... when will dad be back with the milk?

Mom: Never.... he is busy squirting his milk in other women.
by R/ChildSupport June 10, 2019
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Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.
Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.
by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020
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Milk

THAT BOY NEEDS SOME MILK
by Meoweth May 22, 2016
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.
Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.
by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022
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Milk

Sum ur dad went and got
“Mom where’s dad?” “Went to get the MILK
by Hi123321hi September 7, 2020
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Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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